February 2011
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"What could go wrong, diving in caves?" — me about...
Feb 1st
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January 2011
20 posts
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Reunited with her Goa'uld symbiote, Stevie Nicks...
Jan 31st
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Trolling through the "female" section of CAM4.com...
Jan 30th
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My Spanish-language sports channel is ALSO named...
Jan 29th
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Woke from dream set to "You Raise Me Up" where I...
Jan 28th
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It's really a shame that the actors on "Royal...
Jan 28th
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Just saw "Uterinception," and I've gotta say, the...
Jan 28th
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Shit, Fat Hitler got folds so big its like he...
Jan 26th
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Even More Things I Want to Do When I Grow Up
I’m gonna tell everybody you drink Dr. Thunder. I want to make all steampunk clothing accessories suddenly viable working machinery. I don’t care how many people are scalded with burning oil and dropped to the ground by hundreds of pounds of metal. I want to sneak into an elementary school and hide notes in every lunch bag that read, “Your father and I are getting...
Jan 25th
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"If y'all wanna be multi-cultured so much, how...
Jan 22nd
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Um, excuse me? I was SPECIFICALLY looking for a...
Yeah, like, this is exactly what I was talking about. I do NOT want this. Also, twelve dollars? Like do you actually think this will be as entertaining to me as a DVD? I don’t think so. I don’t know if you noticed, but the library gives books away because they know how boring they are. Next. Oh, thank God. No beard. Like, I seriously can NOT read any books past the first two...
Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Man, bouncers get really uptight when you take the...
Jan 19th
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During the deus kotex machina, everything gets...
Jan 18th
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WatchWatch
And when you talk about fighting, we’re a country where, uh, we’re a firm believer on pride. It’s called Help Thy Neighbor. Do not kill, do not steal, cheat, lie from everybody. That’s why we have to have computers, because, man, nobody is perfect.
Jan 17th
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voraciousbunnies on tumblr: Exclusive Interview... →
voraciousbunnies: I interviewed Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, the singer-songwriter otherwise called Lady Gaga, in the living room of her New York apartment. We sat on opposite ends of a long leather couch, and engaged in casual, enlightening conversation. She was pleasant and slightly nervous, revealing a…
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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I can't even enter a building anymore without...
Jan 17th
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The AFC Championship Game'll be a blast. Do you...
Jan 17th
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I'm 90% certain that Ben Roethlisberger grew that...
Jan 15th
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