December 2011
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I've Got a Really Good Idea for an Episode of...
It’s called “Drunk Kitchen: My Drunk Sexual Decision.”
Like, I show up in the kitchen (or another guy or something—it doesn’t have to be me), and me and the Drunk Kitchen girl start making out, and she’s like, “I don’t know, I have a boyfriend,” and I’m like, “OK,” but we don’t stop kissing, and she’s like kinda...
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A Mr. Destructo Christmas Tradition: Five Facts...
1. Cyndi Lauper was inspired by spiders.
2. Spiders love hot dogs. If you chop up pieces of hot dog and put them on their webs, spiders will eat them.
3. Spider Stacy is the most handsome member of the Pogues.
4. You can totally get a spider high. I did it with my friend’s tarantula, Syd Barrett.
5. There are approximately 40,000 types of spider, and the only one that doesn’t work...
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Found Stuff: High School Walkthrough
A high school strategy guide that was circulated and edited by a wise clique has made its way to the internet. Follow this walkthrough to make high school the easiest four years of your life. (Note: As most campuses have no speed limit for foot traffic, it’s possible, using this guide, to finish high school in three years.)
Click to read more.
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"THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE AIR THAT NIGHT / STARS...
i have a guest article @ mrdestructo.com 2day →
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I got so many perfect tens walking out my front...
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Yeah, I'm pretty much the 'Wild One' when it comes...
I have used pretty much every drug that I’ve seen or researched on Erowid (there’s a few I’ve either not been able to acquire or just decided wasn’t worth the trouble or health risks). So when I finally went to rehab in September 2008 just before hurricane Ike, my answer to the most frequently asked question when you get put inside a drug rehab (“What’s your...
Breaking: Anime Girl Wailing and Upset About...
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REAL BIG 10 FOOTBALL, THE SHITTIEST FOOTBALL...
Have you ever wanted to know what it was like to watch football in the 1920s? Just turn on a Big 10 game and coat the black players in corn starch.
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* — From irritable sometime-contributor Rigamarock.
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Tim Weeabo's Total QB Rating for This Season Is...
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You keep hoping and hoping, but it's hard to...
Because then it would be, “What? Toby is just a name. Why would that refer to anything? Sounds like you’re the one who’s crazy. And do we even know if it was dark out? Maybe he needed something to help him see where he was going, and then he was attacked by my asshole. Anyway, you can keep posting all the photos of this happening to me, but I’m not going to change my mind...
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