June 2012
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So you've decided to make a Sandusky prison rape...
Because I can’t reply to everything on Twitter… okay….
Jerry Sandusky is a deeply sick person who committed horrifying acts whose scope I don’t think I can ever fully grasp. Ignoring it is unforgivable, but trying to apprehend it fully seems so frightening. Maybe other people felt that way too. Maybe, instead of his crimes giving the internet the excuse to drag out its...
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gowns:
friedmanforher:
Mr. Friedman, Google Maps tells me it should only take 21 minutes to get from where I live to where I was born, but it didn’t ask if I was Palestinian before calculating the travel time. Can you please email Larry Page and ask him to add roughly six and a half decades to this algorithm? Thanks for everything you’ve done for us.
- Dalal, Dheisheh
damn
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I have a question about 'For He's a Jolly Good...
When you’re singing “For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow” in a crowd, how do you know whether everyone is going to follow up with “Which nobody can deny” or “And so say all of us”? Do people decide ahead of time? Do you just go with whatever version the loudest person is using? Is it bad form to beat up anybody who’s not siding with the majority?
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j. lesley feezberg: an open letter to the san... →
jlesleyfeezberg:
Dear San Francisco Weekly,
Recently, you ran a piece in the “Critic’s Notebook” section of your local music website All Shook Down, entitled “When Pork Belly Replaces the Punk Club.” The general thrust of the article was that, due to an influx of tech-boom money, San Francisco’s music scene is…
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Here's a complete summary of all the...
This movie was literally a love letter to butt cancer crafted by AIDS and printed out onto celluloid Hitlers—except for Fassbender, and Noomi Rapace and Charlize Theron’s butts. (I mention them as a pro-feminist and cisgendered friend to feminism.)
If you watch this batshit cuntnugget in a room without joy in your heart, its concentrated turd murder of the human mind, cinema,...
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BLOCKROG: AN OPEN LETTER TO THE MEDIA FROM... →
blockrog:
To whom it may concern, It has come to my attention that I have been made an object of fun on your internet sites. It saddens me to see a citizen’s sincere political activism be used to generate cheap laughs and low-blow leftist sensationalism. Despite signing an anti-Obamacare petition under a…
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Hey, I'm gonna grow some bangs for some purpose...
Here, let me just cut my hair in a way that let’s you know I have what I believe is a unique insecurity about my totally proportionally normal forehead and that I will argue and get upset about it and never stop hiding it even though it makes it look like I’m wearing a mustache over my eyes so thick that my forehead’s about to say, IT’S-A ME, MARIO! I’MA GONNA WEEN A...
