July 2012
10 posts
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'The Biggest Bankruptcy'
British bankruptcy history was made in 1978 by Mr. William Stern. The 43-year-old property dealer’s assets totaled £10,070. His total liabilities were in excess of £100,000,000.
Hearing the case in the London Bankruptcy Court, Mr. Alan Sales, the Official Receiver, said, ‘This bankruptcy has been described as the world’s biggest, but really it is a very ordinary bankruptcy with...
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Let's simplify this Washington Post discussion...
Here’s the existing discussion.
Here’s an alternate explanation:
Because—whatever faint daddy-issue implications there might be—nobody gets turned on by a Reed Richards who can stretch everything about the truth and nothing about his imagination (and wouldn’t even dream of stretching you know what) and who seems to spend all his free time tunelessly humming the Baha Men while...
[insert witty title here]: RZA Should Get... →
dangerguerrero:
From a Vanity Fair Q&A:
I heard that you’ve been coming to Comic-Con for years as a fan.
RZA: Yes, and this year I get to be here doing something productive instead of destructive.
What have you done in past years that was destructive?
Well, I usually come for fun. I got my Bobby…
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I'm trying to vandalize the New York Knicks'...
This is how the current one reads. Obviously, it’s got to go, but so far I’ve figured out that I can’t use any of these words:
Professional
Basketball
Team
Organization
Management
So, I may have opened an account for Mitt Romney...
liamhenrygarrett:
In honor of Mitt Romney’s address to the NAACP, “someone” threw together a profile for Mitt on an African-American dating website, BlackPeopleMeet.com. (Maybe Mitt did it himself? I can neither confirm nor deny anything.) The profile was filled with Mitt’s innermost sentiments, great photos, and even a video of him with some of his best friends. Unfortunately, it is hard to see...
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If you slightly rearrange this paragraph from...
From here:
Biltis, who owns a payroll processing business and says he’s invested “a large amount of my personal fortune on [a ballot referendum allowing Arizonans “to reject any federal action that they determine violates the United States Constitution”] says the overreach of the federal government is personal for him. “In my old homeland, I’ve seen the government...
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This stands a pretty good chance of being the most...
SYNOPSIS:
When a team of scientists in Antarctica is abducted by masked men, they find themselves in a vast underground cavern populated by Nazis. Worse still, the escaped fanatics are developing ways to regenerate dead flesh, including that of their leaders.
Now, if you’re not sold after that, I don’t know what’s wrong with you. But please consider the following three...
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The Troops
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