December 2011
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Found Stuff: High School Walkthrough
A high school strategy guide that was circulated and edited by a wise clique has made its way to the internet. Follow this walkthrough to make high school the easiest four years of your life. (Note: As most campuses have no speed limit for foot traffic, it’s possible, using this guide, to finish high school in three years.)
Click to read more.
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"THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE AIR THAT NIGHT / STARS...
i have a guest article @ mrdestructo.com 2day →
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I got so many perfect tens walking out my front...
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Yeah, I'm pretty much the 'Wild One' when it comes...
I have used pretty much every drug that I’ve seen or researched on Erowid (there’s a few I’ve either not been able to acquire or just decided wasn’t worth the trouble or health risks). So when I finally went to rehab in September 2008 just before hurricane Ike, my answer to the most frequently asked question when you get put inside a drug rehab (“What’s your...
Breaking: Anime Girl Wailing and Upset About...
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REAL BIG 10 FOOTBALL, THE SHITTIEST FOOTBALL...
Have you ever wanted to know what it was like to watch football in the 1920s? Just turn on a Big 10 game and coat the black players in corn starch.
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* — From irritable sometime-contributor Rigamarock.
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Tim Weeabo's Total QB Rating for This Season Is...
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You keep hoping and hoping, but it's hard to...
Because then it would be, “What? Toby is just a name. Why would that refer to anything? Sounds like you’re the one who’s crazy. And do we even know if it was dark out? Maybe he needed something to help him see where he was going, and then he was attacked by my asshole. Anyway, you can keep posting all the photos of this happening to me, but I’m not going to change my mind...
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November 2011
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Best wishes to Barney Frank on his retirement.
The 71-year-old veteran member of the House of Representatives takes with him 31 of the remaining 33 vertebrae in the Democratic Party.
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Tim Tebow: Magical White Person
I wrote this and everything.
classicaldotorg:
By Mobutu Sese Seko Even if one wants to feel a genial non-interfering positivity or salutary indifference toward Tim Tebow and his “testimony,” the frequency and intensity with which it’s invoked by NFL Network and ESPN makes it intolerable. By week 14, Skip Bayless will be berating some poor Archbishop about their “beatification bias.” This...
