What if everyone in WWI had to wear those sneakers that light up in the back?

Some Captain would be like, “To the cloud!” and they’d all run into a fog of mustard gas and all you could see would be their little heels lighting up, and then they’d disappear, until someone dug them out of a pile and put them in the Honor Coffins that they won by being so jolly good.

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