‘Freshjive 1, this is Mossimo Station of the Ocean Pacific Defense Grid, please respond.’

‘Freshjive 1, you are about to enter our airspace and initiate quicksilver defense protocol, please respond…

‘Freshjive 1, if you do not respond, we are authorized to go weapons hot…

‘Freshjive 1, unless we hear the clear code from you, we will be forced to blow you into the north face of a mountain, and whatever bits of you they find, they’re gonna send back to your mamma in a body glove.’

— Excerpt from my 1988 screenplay, Bogus Wars.