Good nutrition’s given you some longball, but you’re not more than one generation from Triple-A trash, are you, Starlin Castro?

And that unintelligibility you’ve tried not at all to shed: pure Dominican. What is your father, dear? Is he a middle reliever? Does he stink of the glove?

You know how quickly the scouts found you, those tedious workouts in the backs of yards, while you could only dream of getting out… getting to the show… getting all the way home to score an Arr… Bee.. Eye.

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