Cool Prank Idea If You’re a Really Rich Guy

1. Hire a vice-president of human resources with the last name Chu.

2. Hire tons of interns with the last name Frampton.

3. When you’re done individually welcoming them to the company, bring each one to the Chu guy and a huge fucking gorilla wearing a collar that says “ASSISTANT HR DIRECTOR.” Then say, “Now it’s time for your orientation tour. Who do you want to show you the way?”

4. (Optional) Do something cool with your iPod.