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Some Thoughts About How Much Mothra Sucks

1. Strictly speaking, Mothra was kind of a pussy.

2. Mothra didn’t have anything cool, like fire-breath.

3. National Deet Dispersal Program. Come on

4. Why didn’t the people of Japan just make a barge full of flammable material, set it on a heading north, then turn out all the lights in Japan? Mothra would have followed it and then frozen to death in the arctic.

5. Japan could have just used a giant electrified skyscraper and settled his hash.

6. I bet there’s erotic anime fan art of Mothra having sex with those tiny twin girls who went “Ma La La!” or whatever.