Tim Weeabo’s Total QB Rating for This Season Is Already Over 9,000

Incredibly Racist Japanese Caricature Man once again forced to order ‘Shifty Roundeye Roast’ from scowling local butcher.

Some Thoughts About How Much Mothra Sucks

1. Strictly speaking, Mothra was kind of a pussy.

2. Mothra didn’t have anything cool, like fire-breath.

3. National Deet Dispersal Program. Come on

4. Why didn’t the people of Japan just make a barge full of flammable material, set it on a heading north, then turn out all the lights in Japan? Mothra would have followed it and then frozen to death in the arctic.

5. Japan could have just used a giant electrified skyscraper and settled his hash.

6. I bet there’s erotic anime fan art of Mothra having sex with those tiny twin girls who went “Ma La La!” or whatever.