I’m not really a pop music fan, but that Adele seems like an all-right lady.

I will be more than happy to have to listen to her music in private, in public, and in film soundtracks for the next 20 years, so long as she doesn’t start doing weird, awful shit—like, say, anything Madonna’s done since 1990 or so.

Seriously: you want to write 20 years of soul ballads, I am totally on board.

You want to write how you feel, how you feel, how you feel like you just got home and you feel and you feel and you feeeeeeee-eeeeeeee-uuuuuuuh-uh-uh-oh-waaaaauuuuugh or something? DO NOT RECORD THAT SHIT.