This whole Rob Ford thing has been completely entertaining
But it hasn’t been perfect. I keep feeling like people are missing the boat on some real journalistic gimmes.
For instance, the other day, Rob Ford denied harassing a staffer about eating her pussy by “wittily” telling his accusers, “I have plenty to eat at home.” You’d think that alone was bad enough, but you’d be wrong. That’s just the first of the one-two, and everyone missed on part two.
Because any Toronto tabloid or alt weekly worth its salt should have immediately laid out the headline, “ROB FORD SAYS WIFE HAS FAT PUSSY.”
Because Rob Ford deserves to get beaten up at home too.