Airbrush, bikini—1993 was a very good year for my budding penis.

Tthat was the year we found out that the sarong doesn’t cover every nipple. Thank God. Maxim?—not invented for years yet. it may not be breaking new ground, but it’s breaking my zipper. Oh, yeah, the nostalgia jerk.

The penis is the most spiritual thing in the world, because even memory can uplift it.