If you’re having a transcendental learning experience from the huffy, shitty-wine-pimp who fronts Tool, you’re worse than someone who doesn’t even read.
Customer Support Lady at Good Vibrations Getting Increasingly Irritable About Questions Not Covered by the FAQ
Testily suggested “I dropped it into my bucket of popcorn, and there was movie-theater butter in it” did not meet the criteria for a crisis.
