My Life Is Pretty Much Like the ‘Boys of Summer’ Video
I’m awesome and own sunglasses, and I make love to a beautiful lady near a beach. Like, a lot.
Really the only difference is the lack of crippling loneliness or the black-and-white stuff. Also, there aren’t any dudes jumping up and down in perfect symmetry in front of a volleyball net. There’s one guy, but I just sort of walk around him and act like I just got a call on my cell phone or something.
And there used to be a kid downstairs who didn’t make eye contact and kept up a fucking flawless beat, but I called and reported him to DCFS, so problem solved.