I PURPOSELY ARRAYED THE ORNAMENTS ON MY CHRISTMAS TREE TO EMULATE THE ORGIASTIC AESTHETIC EFFECTS OF A MARIJUANA-INHALING PRACTITIONER FINDING A SHIPPING PALETTE OF COOKED PANDA EXPRESS ON HIS DOORSTEP DELIVERED BY A FAT REDHAIRED GIRL WHO GIVES REALLY GOOD HEAD. IF ONLY YOU COULD EXPERIENCE A TREE OF SUCH COMPULSORY DELICIOUSNESS.